Diplomacy Discusser Prints

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

What could go wrong?

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Putin and Zelensky

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."

Nuclear Proliferation

"Beg for peace!"

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"