Diplomacy Advocate Gifts

"Tell them to go to hell, but in a nice way."

Assad's Syria

No blockade of Cuba.

Trump bullies Mexico

Taliban delegation begin talks with western officials in Oslo.

"Oh man, why didn't you negotiate with him?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Pretty Flowers

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"National security adviser"

Putin and Zelensky

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Have your people call my people."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

Bush farewell.