Diplomacy Dealer Mugs

"I have in my hand a secret agreement in which my brother promises to take over doing my chores starting today. . ."

Russian Tanks advance on the Dove of Peace

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Pretty Flowers

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"National security adviser"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Have your people call my people."

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."