Diplomacy Dabbler Mugs

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

AUKUS Alliance

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

Peace lesson

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"They share the same opinion."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump meet.

Medvedev playing with EU.

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

'It's time we all get along and cooperate!'

Riddle behind the mask

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

'It's just a first draft.'

"I'd like to meet Rocketman at the DMZ and dance Gangnam style."

A long war followed.

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

"Well, well, if it isn't Little Percy Pence. I thought your hero, Dumb Donald was to meet me here to duke it out...."

"We know them socially - not politically."

DANGER - hook and worm...!

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"What do you think about Brexit?"

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'

Kim Jong-un