Diplomacy Expert Mugs

Shimon Peres

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Kim Jong Il

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Putin and Zelensky

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Have your people call my people."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Beg for peace!"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Bush farewell.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

A world divided by the war

Nuclear Proliferation

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island