Diplomacy Drama Lover Mugs

A long war followed.

"Well, well, if it isn't Little Percy Pence. I thought your hero, Dumb Donald was to meet me here to duke it out...."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

"Have your people call my people."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Oedipus

Speech

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Proposal

I Pagliacci

We have a dream....

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'