Diplomacy Dramatist Mugs

"He says he's not spying for China and sometimes I'm tempted to believe him."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

Southwark Fair.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Putin and Zelensky

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

US and the EU

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Henrik Ibsen,

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Have your people call my people."