Diplomacy Dramatist T-Shirts

"He says he's not spying for China and sometimes I'm tempted to believe him."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Pretty Flowers

"National security adviser"

Southwark Fair.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Jean-Paul Sartre

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Putin and Zelensky

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

Comedy and tragedy masks

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Henrik Ibsen,

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."