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The ready to do a runner asylum sneaker - made in Australia, wanted in Sweden, despised in the US . . .

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

"Have your people call my people."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

I Pagliacci

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

We have a dream....

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Oedipus

Proposal

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Speech

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'