Diplomacy Lover T-Shirts

'Until now, I never really considered diplomacy.'

"I sure hope the negotiations go well."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

'Will you please stop playing with it!'

'How the heck am I supposed to keep up with foreign affairs when my ambassadors keep defecting?'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

U.S.- Cuba Relations

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Pretty Flowers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Putin and Zelensky

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

US and the EU

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Have your people call my people."

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

"Beg for peace!"

Bush farewell.

A world divided by the war