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UN agreements.

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Bismarck and Disraeli agree to Austrian Occupation of Bosnia-Herzegovina

Congress of Berlin- The Partition of Turkey

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Perhaps we should have attended the negotiating skills seminar.'

"Don't be alarmed- This is just a negotiating stance."

"Dealing with Iran was the easy part. Now we need to deal with Congressional Republicans."

Syria Crisis

Bush and Blair Discuss Weapons of Mess Discussion

United Italy Joins the International Club

George W. Bush's costly, bloody MISSION based on false assumptions ACCOMPLISHED, sort of...tentatively...for the moment...'

"I have grave doubts about the success of this conference."

"It's a great treaty, but do we trust us?"

Anson Burlingame's trip round the world as special Chinese Ambassador

'A war with England, France, AND Germany? - What were you THINKING?'

Trump state visit

"First they're sending in the diplomats."

"Calm down,everyone! Almost nobody wants a shoving match."

We Need a Bulwark to our Bulwark

Biden's Cheat Sheets

Le Bromance is Finis

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Talking without Preconditions

Relationship Counseling for Donald Trump and Donald Tusk of the EU

Relationship Counseling for Donald Trump and Donald Tusk of the EU

We Must Sever Ties with Saudi Arabia. But We Can't

Water Wars

Putin and Erdogan

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

"The important thing one needs to know about the Foreign Minister is that, by and large, he's full of baloney."

"Look, I've tried quiet diplomacy to gain my freedom, but it just hasn't worked."

"Wouldn't you want it to end sooner if you knew we were planning a fantastic après-war party?"

"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."

Putin and Trump