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Charles Maurice Talleyrand.

'Guess who's Not Coming to Dinner with Hu?'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Quentin Tarantino

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Kim-Putin Summit

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Obama visits Mexico

Conflict In Palestine

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'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Munich Security Conference

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Middle East Peace Process.

The Arab Autumn

Pawn Stars

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Merkel's shadow.

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."