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Calypso (Queen Victoria) Mourning Ulysses (King of the French)

Cuba and USA

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)

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US strike on Syria.

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Mideast Peace.

Obama visits Mexico

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

Middle East peace lesson.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Conflict In Palestine

Kim-Putin Summit

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Pawn Stars

Middle East Peace Process.

Mission accomplished.

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

Trump's State Visit to the UK

The Arab Autumn

Putin sawing NATO

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Munich Security Conference