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France and UK Relations

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"National security adviser"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Knight Golfing

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Conflict In Palestine

Obama visits Mexico

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)

Kim-Putin Summit

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'