Dramatic Cinema Lover Pillows

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Bloody hell!"

A little bird told me...

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Kirsten Johnson

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Star Wars Audience