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There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Bloody hell!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"The Eggsorcist"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Kirsten Johnson

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Star Wars Audience

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

Tom Hanks