Dramatic Flair Lover Pillows

"Stella!"

Remain calm. Don't say anything stupid. Show her that you've grown, that you're not crazy, impulsive love-struck weirdo. Nice to see you, Darlene. You're looking well. And nice to see you, Rudy. Marry me and have my babies.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Oedipus

Proposal

I Pagliacci

Speech

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Football player taking the ball home.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

A street fight.