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Silvio Berlusconi

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Countess

Hollywood or bust!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Windmill

Prosecco

"It's fondue night!"

As Seen On TV

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Skinhead guppy.

Signing cage.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Birth of Darth Vader

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

The Death of Pierrot

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Puffer fish balloon vendor

"Where the wild things went."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital