Theatrical Flair Seeker Pillows

Pirate King

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Wolf Karaoke

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Ruff

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Imperfect Storm

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Cocktail Piano Bar.

Poetry debate

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Dark Clouds

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Jerry Springer

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

Captain