Theatrical Flair Seeker Pillows

Pirate King

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Wolf Karaoke

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Ruff

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Imperfect Storm

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Poetry debate

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Dark Clouds

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

John Woodvine

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Jerry Springer

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Love Island

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'