Artistic Flair Seeker Pillows

Interpretive Cheering

Felix Mendelssohn

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Children's Imagination

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Any other skills?"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Now that's art!"

"That'll be the day!"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

The Death of Pierrot

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

Pirate King