Artistic Flair Seeker Prints

Interpretive Cheering

Felix Mendelssohn

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Children's Imagination

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"That'll be the day!"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Now that's art!"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"Any other skills?"

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

The Death of Pierrot

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'