Stage Seekers Pillows

Swan Lake Auditions

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

TV stage door

The Imperfect Storm

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Performance In The Bedroom