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Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

An opera singer

Bravo!

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."