Stage Presence Lover Pillows

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Falstaff

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Mikado

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Tong!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Mensa Does Improv

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

TV stage door

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'