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Robert Fripp

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Knickerless Cage.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

An opera singer

"They're texting it in."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."