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Robert Fripp

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Tenors

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

An opera singer

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Bravo!

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."