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"I'll do the talking!"

Robert Fripp

'They all want to play the star.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Joan Hickson

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

The Gladiator.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

The Taming of the Ewe

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'