Stage Act Aficionado Gifts

"I'll do the talking!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Joan Hickson

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

The Gladiator.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

The Costumer Is Always Right

The Taming of the Ewe

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'