Stage Enthusiast Gifts

Things that bands can do

'Supporting the arts'

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

"So you think you can cobble!"

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Curtain call

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Open Mic

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Woman crying with happiness.

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

The Lamelight.

"They're texting it in."

"I'm always typecasted for the same role. Can't you find me something else? Like a musical or romantic comedy?"

Alicia Witt

'Is there an audience in the house?'

'I've got first night nerves.'

Bravo!

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Stephen Fry

'It's true that the audience was applauding but that was to keep themselves awake!'

"Wait, don't tell me...I left the chip-pan on."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

(I only feel truly alive Gretchen, when I'm on the stage.) (It's sad, Barry, that you're an accountant.)

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Reincarnation Dept. Applications. All the world's a stage, and I'd like to go back for an encore!

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Theatre. I told you that play was going to be boring.