Stage Fanatic Gifts

'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'They all want to play the star.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Reginald Bunthorne

"It's a play on words."

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Henrik Ibsen,

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Mensa Does Improv

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'