Stage Show Fan Gifts

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

"You wouldn't have to do this in the middle of our act if you didn't do the water-drinking trick so often."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

Applause

Senta jumps into the sea

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Ta Da!...

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Sheep striptease'.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Bette Midler

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Paul and Debbie.

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"