Stage Show Supporter Gifts

Ta Da!...

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Applause

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Senta jumps into the sea

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Leonore from Fidelio

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Sheep striptease'.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

"Returns"