Backstage Supporter Gifts

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

Applause

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Leonore from Fidelio

Ta Da!...

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Well, that's show business."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Curtain call

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'I see ol' red eyes is back.'

Stage hand.

Standup translator...

Corona and the Arts

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended

Man stands by the backstage door selling medical equipment that can be used as an excuse to get in.

"Hey, man - a taser is not a heckle."

'I know you musicians...always wanting to fiddle around.'

'I can't read a thing.' 'You're holding the card too close.'