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"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Fred Astaire

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Bravo!

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."