Backstage Chaos Appreciator Gifts

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."