Concert Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

"Gesundheit!"

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Mark Knopfler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Popera!

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Unrest Area.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

City centre pub.

Cesar Franck

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Singer and her microphone

"Hell: The Airport"

Chaos Theory Conference.

Mick Jagger.

Dino Fest

"What?"

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Nick Cave.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."