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'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"What?"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."