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Curtain call

"Just be yourself."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Well, that's show business."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Jazz Cans

Chinese dancers

Magic man