Backstage Admirer Pillows

Curtain call

"Just be yourself."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Well, that's show business."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Jazz Cans

Chinese dancers

Magic man