Backstage Admirer Gifts

Curtain call

"Just be yourself."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Knickerless Cage.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Well, that's show business."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Tony Robinson

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Intramission

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Lisa Minnelli

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

Jazz Cans

Magic man