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Telephone Box Dancer

Theatre Crowd

"It's a play on words."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knickerless Cage.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Giant Sale!

'Sheep striptease'.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

Tony Robinson

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Curtain call

Intramission

Blue dress

Red Letter Days - A First Night

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Sergey Diagilev

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.