Quirky Stage Admirer Mugs

Telephone Box Dancer

Theatre Crowd

"It's a play on words."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Giant Sale!

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Sergey Diagilev

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Blue dress

Red Letter Days - A First Night

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."