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Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Leonore from Fidelio

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Spoonstock.

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Flea and tick circus'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'It's a spinoff from the Weather Channel.'

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

"So, what seems to be the problem?"

Man dressed as Christmas tree.