Quirky Athlete Supporter Mugs

"Another double-header."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Boomerang cow.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Footballer and Bacteria.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Skier.

Deregulated Baseball

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You better have a hunting license.'

Football Blockers.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Olympic Bubble

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.