Quirky Athletic Supporter Mugs

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Footballer and Bacteria.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Deregulated Baseball

Skier.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Let go of the pole!'

Football Blockers.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Olympic Bubble

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.