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Undaunted, Marvin was determined to complete what was to be the first and last show of his career.

"Brava!"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

Knickerless Cage.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

And the die is cast!

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Tony Robinson

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

The Kink and I

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Intramission

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'