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'Ooops!' Happy Birthday.

'They all want to play the star.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Knickerless Cage.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Tony Robinson