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"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Senta jumps into the sea

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Knickerless Cage.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Tristan and Isolde

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Tony Robinson

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Snow White and the seven veils.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Death of the Great Zolini

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Intramission

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."