Stage Story Admirer Pillows

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Senta jumps into the sea

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Tristan and Isolde

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot