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'Ooops!' Happy Birthday.

'They all want to play the star.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"They're texting it in."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Bravo!

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."